Kiss My Brass

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Trumpet players.  If you know a trumpet player then you know the attitude that goes with it.  They're very proud of their instrument and they don't care what anyone else thinks about it.  As far as their concerned, you can kiss their brass.

Trumpet, Kiss My Brass Specs:
Shirt Color: White
Shirt Material: 100% preshrunk cotton
Ink Color: Pink, Yellow, Purple
Shirt brand: Gildan or Hanes 6.1oz

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Accelerando

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Just like on the literal and metaphorical roads of life, different pieces of music have varying speeds that are appropriate.  Sometimes we would like to play faster, but if we did the rest of the band would just fall apart.  I can't drive fifty-five, but I can play 155bpm, so accelerando!

Accelerando specs:
Shirt Color: Light Blue, Pink, or White
Shirt Material: 100% cotton t-shirt

Ink Color: Black, Orange, White, and Gray
Shirt brand: Hanes 6.1oz Comfort T and Hanes 5.5oz

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Loud and Proud

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We feel like this shirt speaks for itself.  If you can read music, then you know what this symbol means.  Sure, it doesn't mean play as loud as you can, but play it like you mean it, play it loud and proud.

Loud and Proud specs:
Shirt Color: Black
Shirt Material: 100% cotton
Ink Color: White
Shirt brand: Hanes 6.1oz Comfort T

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Voice Like Mine

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Let's face it, we know it's what you think.  You're proud of your voice and, as you go about your day, you're constantly singing and no one is walking around behind you with a piano or a guitar or any music at all.  As far as you're concerned, you don't need instruments.  So feel free to say it, we already know how you feel about it.

Who Needs An Instrument with a Voice Like Mine Specs:
Shirt Color: Pink
Shirt Material: 100% preshrunk cotton
Ink Color: White and Purple
Shirt brand: Gildan or Hanes 6.1oz

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A Cappella

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Singing in it's purest form, a cappella.  Without music or instruments, the ability to sing with perfect pitch is something to be admired and respected.  We recognize music as a skill as well as an art and pay homage to the music made with our natural instrument with this shirt.

A Cappella, Perfect Pitch Specs:
Color: You have options - Royal, Navy, Orange, and Yellow
Ink Color: White, Gray, and Dark Blue
Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton
Brand: Gildan 2000 ultra cotton 6.0 oz.

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Duets

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There are a lot of things that are always better when they come in pairs.  You can use your imagination, but in this case we would just like to keep it in the sphere of music.  There's just something about having two voices singing in perfect harmony in a way that sounds like one amazing voice.  Grab this shirt in red, royal, pink, or gold.

Excuse me... I have to go P.E. Specs:
Color: You have options - Red, Royal, Pink, and Gold
Ink Color: Black and White
Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton
Brand: Gildan 2000 ultra cotton 6.0 oz.

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My Guitar

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Ahhhh, the timeless yet useless schoolboy excuse.  My dog ate my homework.  Maybe it works once, but no one should think that it works all the time.  If you're going to give an excuse that will clearly not work, you might as well give them something creative and clearly impossible.  My guitar ate my homework, it says I have too much pride to say that I forgot and lets the chicks know that you play guitar.  It's a win win.

My Guitar Ate My Homework specs:
Shirt Color: Black
Shirt Material: 100% cotton
Ink Color: Gray, White
Shirt brand: Hanes 6.1oz Comfort T

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